"My eyelids are heavy,
but my thoughts are heavier."
when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
(Source: hi, via fuckinq)
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
Let’s watch a horror movie so I can get scared and ride your dick for comfort